The president lies constantly = fake news.

Bless your heart.

I need a where are they now segment for everyone else in that video. Also god, they actually danced to the whole damn song. That was long as shit. 

Well folks, I had a baby this week. 10 days before her due date, actually. Labor was extremely fast (less than 1.5 hours from start to finish) and we BARELY made it to the hospital (I seriously almost had her in the car), partly because we had to wait 20 min for my mother in law to show up from SIX BLOCKS away to…

My balls aren’t even that big...

A person who can not listen is the worst type of person. Thank you for watching this trite for me because I think she would make me bleed from the eyes if it was my job. 

Could be the patient was extremely, very obese.  That happens all the time where the pregnant doesn’t even know it because of a weight issue.

I was just thinking about getting bangs again, so thanks for the reminder that I’ll hate them.  I just can’t do my hair right or take care of them so they look so dumb.  I’m sure YOURS look better than you think though lol.  We are our own worst critics, always...

You know, I made my first vision board at the end of 2017, for what I wanted for Pumpkin Andy for 2018. And come to think of it, not one thing that I wanted/tried to make happen did. But other super positive things did, like I started being on TV news twice a week, and I took what will be my last cruise vacation with…

I cut my hair and decided to get bangs. I am full of regret. So much regret. But we’ll see how they look once I can wash my hair in a couple of days (I dyed my greys out) and style it how I want. Until then... Headbands are my friend.

I always give up something I don’t do anyway--like crack cocaine and anonymous sex with pretty young men.

I don’t mean to be a bummer, but I have suffered from depression on and off over the past 25 years, and one of my coworkers committed suicide last Sunday. I grieve for his father, and the fact that he felt so alone with the holidays coming up that he thought that taking his own life was his only solution. He was only…

That's great about your child!

When I was in the homeless hostel I had cold after cold. Someone gave me a tip and it works. I eat 1 raw segment  of garlic a day, squash it to release the benefits. I don’t care if I smell slightly garlicky it’s bloody working!! 

I’m giving up self-deprivation. (Not self-deprecation, which is a whole other animal that I can’t give up anytime soon.) Life’s too short to not eat the cake.

If there’s anything I’d like to give up, it’s disliking myself as much. Loving myself seems out of reach right now. I’m just focusing on not loathing myself quite as much and treating myself with more kindness and understanding.

I’m not giving up anything. I’m ADDING stuff. More education, more skills, more interaction. Also, my much younger friend knows very little Queen, Led Zeppelin, or David Bowie music so I am making him some playlists. Such fun! Feel free to offer suggestions. I’m starting with having him watch Queen’s Live Aid…

I had rough year so I took myself on vacation for xmas and bought myself jewelry. Only my niece got a present. I also plan to give up nothing in Jan. NOTHING. 

Rihanna definitely brought a lot of (admittedly indulgent, but IDGAF!!) joy into my life this year, and for this, I thank and stan her.

Seeing as I have absolutely no desire or plans to stop drinking or being chubby, this is good news.