I know a couple that have been married for 10+ years and fight all.the.time. They have two kids who are shy and stressed out. I don’t understand why they stay married. Of course, I've been single forever, which means I haven't been in a serious fight forever. No one has said anything truly mean to me in years. I can't…

It’s amazing to me that some people actually make LTR work.

I’ll cast a full solar eclipse on this then because never have and never will bed an ex. Once I decide a person or thing is bad for me, I stop wanting it inside my body.

Cardi B and Beyonce can’t get their partners to be faithful.  What chance do the rest of us have?

Hey...let them who who ain’t done the ex sex cast the first shade. The junk wants what it wants.

Because...

Awe man, Pete sounds so much like a former good friend of mine with an undiagnosed but serious mental health issue. It was always present but it got really bad as we got closer to 30. She would purposefully withhold things going on in her life, then lash out at us when we didn’t know what was happening. She cut us out…

“We’re told Pete has reached out to those in his circle, including colleagues asking for help, but at the same time putting up a wall and even accusing them of ignoring his pain.”

And my skeezy child molester cousin gets to keep living too. Ugh.

“I have a strange combination of fearlessness and massive insecurity. “

OMG... Just watched the commercial for Poopsies.

I watched the trailer; my response, “wow am I totally happy that watching a trailer isn’t the equivalent of signing a contract to watch a movie.”

I took a quiz on Buzzfeed and not trying to jinx it but I’m apparently most likely to hook up with her after some bad decisions so maybe hold onto those blogs until you’re writing about me.

I’m no fan of Rita Ora, but this is dumb. People have lip-synced forever in parades and unless you live in a cave, you should know this.

Perfect deployment of Tammy 2.  Kudos.

Shower thoughts:

I’m going to try to follow Katy Perry’s remarkable grace right now, though my thoughts about Trump’s evil and ignorant tweet are much darker.

I am 5'10" and quite thin. I also have teeeny tiny breasts. When I was a horribly insecure teen/early adult I used to buy their insane “adds two cup sizes!” bras in hopes of pretending I had tits, but they were SO incredibly uncomfortable. All underwire and padding and straps digging in weird places. And also like…