I thought Kim has placenta accreta and that’s why she needed a surrogate, so she wouldn’t hemorrhage and die.

Just in case anyone is curious... I am not pregnant, nor am I expecting to be anytime soon. Thank you for your time.

She sucks.

Dannnnnggggg can’t a ho shine????? She literally went from the strip club to top of the charts..... give her cred where it’s due

Thanks, J.Lo! A sizable chunk of that million is money I’ve spent on bottles of J.Lo Glow, so I’m happy to see it go to a good cause.

I don’t mind/care about kardashians much but they do make me wonder what it’s like to be a woman who always looks pristine. Hair, nails, face, clothes... even when they’re in sweats they look great.

This awesome news but what gets me why did it take decades and a movie about this woman before NASA or whomever decides these kind of things to finally do it?

Full disclosure: I don’t listen to Jay Z, or much hip hop at all, but dude dropped some serious fucking wisdom right there.

Melania’s popularity is 100% based on being attractive and very quiet. For trump supporters she’s the perfect woman, none of this uppity talking back and having opinions feminazi shit. Guaranteed if she somehow came out saying something the trumpers found offensive or controversial, they’d be calling her an ugly old…

Today I got color in my hair (blonde with blue highlights) and also a few inches trimmed, and a sparkly manicure

I managed to lost the weight I gained during the 11 days I spent in Vermont, setting up the new house, but that episode has me terrified. I do not understand how, when I wrote down every morsel of food I ate, and consumed exactly 3 and 1/2 treats during the 11 days I was there, I could have gained eight pounds.

TW: weight loss.

I saw something the other day about women never being capable of celebrating their success and never being happy with how they are, you did an incredible thing today and I am sure you are not fat and you should be bloody proud of yourself. Don’t be bummed sweetie be so happy, I bloody would be.

I just got promoted to full-time! Extra vacation time, here I come!

So here’s something I SHOULD be happy about instead I’m bummed. Today I did my gym’s DRI-TRI - a 2000M row, 300 body weight exercises and then a 5K run. I’ve been working out there regularly for 7 months and wanted to see my progress. Well, I of course was the fattest one there and also the last one to finish. I was…

I am about to lay the flooring in my front room- BY MYSELF. I pulled all the carpet last week. (Also by myself) . I will be glad when this project is done.

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

I think she should name the baby Caitlyn Jr.

Also Ryan Seacrest is not hot. He’s attractive in the sense that his face is symmetrical, but he is not hot. I don’t want to imagine Seacrest fucking me or anyone. He is a human Kermit the Frog. I want Seacrest to sell me toothpaste.

What a bunch of garbage people in the comments. HER. BODY. HER. CHOICE. Also, she’s an adult, and rich. But really, if you think about it, the Kardashian babies have been relatively not exploited.