La petite morte some would say.

Because it’s gross. Both from conspicuous consumption and exploitation of animals points of view.

Oof, live animals should not be used as entertainment props. I don’t know how powerful baby chimps are, but the adults can rip your face off! I live in Connecticut where that exact thing happened and we hear about it on the local news all the time!

Nicole. Reese would come out all scrappy and solid, but Nicole would hang back and just let Reese tire herself out before she just walloped her. Nicole is all about the long game, and she knows she can win.

My cat is somewhere between 15 and 17. I think she’s going to outlast us all. I’m pretty sure sneaks into my room at night and sucks the life out of the rest of the family.

Yeah, as a person in recovery I find nothing funny about these types of stories.

No shame in that game! Babs can do whatever she pleases—this kind of request would have been made when she was younger as well. She knows her angles and she’s in control, as she should be. It’s not like it caused problems for anyone else.

Any lawyers around? Any idea why the district attorney won’t prosecute Philippe?

BEAUTY REGRETS THREAD.

Omg is your mom me? Wednesday before thanksgiving last year I went for my annual. My BP was 180/110 - I am 33 years old, not overweight etc. x-rays are fine, and I smoke (I know, I know). I cut out salt, dieted, and super cut back on smoking and it STILL hasn’t come down that much since then. I just started on BP…

Hmmmm, has she ever had her thyroid hormones checked? You guys should consider that. I’m glad she’s okay now though. I sprained my ankle about 10 days ago and the week was spent in a cast, resting and wanting to do stuff but not being able to. So, a different kind of stress :/

Once made a cheesecake for an office potluck, some asshole stole my springform pan.

Hey now — you’re building a human! A friend once told me when she was pregnant that it was the most productive she’d ever been while doing absolutely nothing. “I’m pretty sure I made an eyeball today... and I didn’t even leave the couch!”

I’m glad your work situation has improved.

Oh thank crap, the SNS is up!

Happy Saturday folks!!! I’m a sometimes commentor, big time star everything haha but I wanted to share that yesterday my mom passed her citizenship interview and exam! I hope everyone is having a great weekend!

Rodney and I were starting to wonder as well. He is an inquisitive sort of piggums!

I don’t usually post here, but I lurk and star like a mofo and I was getting antsy.

I feel like I am the only person IMRL (in my real life) who doesn’t watch this dumb show. It looks awful - why the fuck would I want a TV show to make me cry when real life is doing a pretty good job of it already.

Um, Selena Gomez is 25.