Lol, I haven’t gotten around to having any weed-laced baked goods yet, but as I understand it, ingested weed does have a psychotropic effect if you take enough of it. But damn, I really wish I had an LSD connect because I loved that shit. Sigh...

She’s going for some sort of travel by the sea theme

i mean yeah if you offered me some for free i’d scrape off the pound of fondant and hoover it.

Eh. This cake got nothing on my last birthday cake, which featured a photo of my dog pooping into the sea. Suck it, Amal. I am better than you.*

um. uh. I. oh my.

I would not have anticipated that I’d love a red latex baby doll dress. And yet, here we are, in adoration.

I don’t think that’s so sad. In fact, I think that’s probably quite normal. A lot of people play fast-and-loose with the term friend, conflating friend and acquaintance. I’m friendly with a lot of people. Friends with very few. I may have lunch with a coworker every week, but that doesn’t mean she’s getting an invite.…

Someone perfectly described Richardson’s style over the weekend as “every photo he takes looks like someone’s last known photograph.”

You kind of expect these things from kids in their early 20's—especially ones in creative/non-office careers. She’s starting to age out of that grace period of it being a tad cringe-worthy to full-on give-me-a-fucking-breakness.

Miley: Hip hop is degrading and terrible to women.

She’s just being Miley.

The only issue I take with Miley, is that when she is not with Liam, she is taking her drug/sex positive persona to the highest degree (pun intended), then when she gets back together with Liam (which I prefer) she starts dressing like a well groomed lady, but then she starts turning her nose up at people (which I…

Sweetheart, I’ve got like 3.

AND RELATIVES. Also, please note that the guests would be friends and relatives of BOTH grooms, so you could just rely on whoever you’re marrying to invite more people. If you each invited 12-13 friends and 12-13 relatives, that would make about 50 guests.

I keep seeing that people are like all over Beyonce for her swollen lips, like she got injections. They did the same thing to Kim Kardashian. I don’t get it. It didn’t happen to me, but the swelling in the lips and nose (which both of them have/had swollen noses, too!) happened to my twin sister and is so common in…

I feel like Chrissy means that part of fat that sits above the boob area and right under the pit. I would get mine removed too if I could afford it, instead I wear a bullet proof vest to really slim the area down and create the perfect upper body shape. Oh the things we women(and some men) do to just look good in…

I’m pro ink but Miley’s arms look like bad tat management. I want to hear the new album, my secret wish is that she’ll end up as this generation’s Dolly Parton (who’s also covered in tats, so at least there’s that). And: good burn, girl.

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

According to Repugnantcans in other Jez stories, Jimmy K’s baby deserved his heart problems.