There actually is something in that article that surprised me. I’m genuinely startled that Johnny Depp, who billed himself as a Capital-A Actor long after he started mostly doing big, dumb, family movies, doesn’t bother to memorize his lines anymore. Wasn’t that one of the signs that Marlon Brando had given up on…

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

That’s how I was when I started. I still feel proud when I get to the five minute mark. :) I did the couch to 5k program on the treadmill (and I’m now doing it outside). That was really helpful, and I recommend it.

Why? Because weed. Are you in CO, because I could totally see that happening here.

Damn.

That’s both delightful and depressing.

My co-worker hosted a field trip of preschoolers yesterday. And one of the kiddos was named Indica. Last week a child came in from separate field trip and they were named Sativa.

Shameless brag thread: I finished 2nd out of 79 women in a triathlon today! 

Hmmmm, right now I’m mostly reading the required material for classes, but I just ordered a book that was recommended on here recently. It’s called Ravensbruck: Life and Death in Hitler’s Concentration Camp for Women. I’m not sure whether it will cure your depression, but it was highly recommended.

Anybody else into mid century modern/kitsch? We’re FINALLY moving our stuff into our first home together and I am fucking thrilled with how it’s coming along. Show me your shit!

i’ve been doing tons of baking and cooking to avoid writing my paper. i have two left and then i’m done with grad school FOREVERRRRR!!! so i made dorie greenspan’s yogurt pound cake, and i think i’m going to have breakfast pasta for dinner. how about you?

I know nothing about her and I think the “social media style” looks like a shitty early 90's strip club style.

Why????? Does it seem like everyone is having babies? Ciara, Beyoncé, Serena, Oscar, my sister?

What the hell do you do if a golf date goes badly? That’s a long date with no viable escape plan. (Disclaimer: I do not have the patience/attention span for golfing and so would never go on a golf-date.)

Ew. This is groaty broaty.

If we’re all about corny puns re: eating out, I prefer this one by Madonna.

As someone with family in South Korea, what the everloving fuck, is this?!