You jest but wouldn’t a woman go to dentist for routine cleaning of vagina dentata?

I loved him in The Force Awakens but I really fell in love with him when he hosted SNL.

I would watch Adam Driver in anything. I would watch Rihanna in anything. It has a tagline that seems somewhat original. I will watch this movie.

My dentist is a very nice man and I have been going to him since I was a small child but I can solidly say I do not want that man all up in my cervix.

They all think God’s gonna come down and Rapture ‘em up to Heaven.

I’ve read Revelation too...and I got some bad news for them...

The world isn’t ending in 50 years, but they won’t be around to see it. They’ll all die off from natural causes. They don’t give a shit about how they leave the planet or the economy for their grandkids. They’re too short sighted — they only think about the right now. And right now — the government is up in everyone’s…

You need more stars for this point.

Adorable. That sweet little boy is pure joy :)

They are acting as if all of their own lives will end within the next 50 years but you’re right. They don’t care about what comes after. 

In facebook comment threads, there are plenty of people pointing out that Medicaid reimbursements are what Planned Parenthood receives, along with hospitals and doctors who do not face this “defunding” idiocy.

Though you’re correct that it seems that not enough Democratic politicians and leaders along with other…

I feel like there’s a bit fault in the logic/numbers here because it assumes that there will still actually be enough Medicaid funding to cover that $21 or $77 million. They’re planning on slashing that budget too so what we’re actually going to get is an even higher mother and infant mortality rate and more women…

A bunch of out-of-touch rich and powerful people not caring about issues that affect those who aren’t? Well, I never!

I think a large part of the problem is that people think the government funds Planned Parenthood via a bunch of grants and similar nebulous payments. And the left buys into this framing by letting them get away with calling it defunding, when in reality it’s less “defunding” and more “stop paying for services…

Yeah, I suppose investigation of Hillary’s emails has drastically improved my quality of life. I ... enjoy the gif of her looking impatient. So that counts.

Well they’re investigating emails. That counts, right?

Ah yes, let’s have women go to nursing homes for mammograms, the dentist for Pap smears and whatever the fuck else.

Texas is what happens when you shut down PP. Kansas is what happens when you cut taxes for the rich. Wisconsin is what happens when you cut education. The Great Lakes and Flint, MI are what to expect when you kill the EPA.

Why do we continue to act surprised that our government clearly doesn’t have our best interests…

OMG that twitter video is the sweetest! <3 <3

I don’t know who this is, but that is the best thing I’ll see all week!

John Goodman is a national treasure.