I fucking love everything about this story!

Dax Shepard accidentally taught his baby to say “fuck” but he’s proud because she’s “nailed the syntax.”

“Apparently there exists a sex tape of Mischa Barton somewhere out there. It’s being shopped around to various pornography operations.”

Damn, judgemental much? I don’t know if you think you’re helping but condescending bullshit like this is unwelcome and unhelpful. Get help with your ass hat reactions. Get help soon. Seriously.

I’ve done it plenty of times. I’ve been spiralling a lot lately. I’ve thought about going for help but then I stop myself. Hopefully something changes soon because this is not the way to go.

Even though I loathe his films (except Dogma), I hope he can stay sober. I haven’t had a drink since Saturday when I downed an entire bottle of wine and passed out on the floor. Fuck.

Meanwhile, after dying of toxoplasmosis, Tommy was transported back in time to Rome in the First Century BCE, where he became a Centurion in the Legio XIIIth Claudia, before ultimately rising to the office of Prefect.

I feel like the shaved head makes him look like the love child of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.

I’m in love with this thread. This thread gives me hope.

I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.

As a plus size girl with small tits, (seriously, I get all this fat and I’m a B cup. shit sucks!) I would love a plus size bralette. I just bought a couple from aerie but their XL is a little on the small side for me. Where are you seeing these?

Fellow big girl here. If I can’t wear a bra, I won’t wear it. Every time I see a plus size off or no shoulder shirt, my boobs hurt. What if there’s a situation where I have to run from danger? My boobs would be flying everywhere and may hurt a child or small man.

I gave up on swim suits. I wear a mens XL Billabong rash guard and size 40 board shorts. No sunburned arms, shoulders, or back, and no thigh rubbing.

At least the young, thin, flat-chested demo is getting plenty of flattering options. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE THIN GIRLS??

As another plus size girl, this is my life.

That’s a thing? End times I guess.

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

Preach

...and how did we get suckered into having mom jeans again? HOW?! Has history taught us nothing?