Stupid poetry night

Can the Obama’s help me with the giant freaking zit that appeared on my chin? I mean really, I am 48 and have a fucking planet growing on my face. I get the occasional annonying zit, but christ on a cracker, what the fuck is this? Even Mr. Penguin commented, and with his brain injury he doesn’t notice when I paint…

I did my nails :)

I “made” a General Organa cosplay for ECCC last week. By that I mean I made the vest and the belt and bought a flight suit off Amazon. I was lazy.

I have repeatedly tried to get Lasik. I will probably never be a candidate for it, tho. I wear a -6.oo in one eye and -5.50 in the other and have astigmatism in my better eye. I’ve been assured that the astigmatism isn’t the problem, but that I won’t have enough cornea left after the procedure to see with. Or…

Show up drunk and you won’t even care. Have fun!

I’m sorry. I’m 2 1/2 years out. Tamoxifen is giving me hot flashes like you wouldn’t believe. Both breasts. 2 different cancers. Radiation, pain after surgery and lymphedema were the worst. But they gave me some great drugs and I got to take some time off work. The treatments are getting easier and easier. And you…

No advice sorry, but gifs and hugs to you

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I went in for a diagnostic because there was a distinct bulge in my right armpit. Mammo saw nothing. Ultrasound saw ... nothing. Like, the bulge is externally visible, but apparently it’s just the shape of my armpit because 3 doctors looked and there’s nothing IN there.

Us: Obama please save us from Herr Fünfundvierzig!

Little Penguino and I went to ACLU resistance training today and she is psyched! Nothing like watching a tween show passionate feelings about the state of the country.

How was women’s day? I had the best time. Taught my older daughter to multiply multiple digit numbers (she’s 7 and yes I’m bragging) and then took my little mathematicians out to the observatory at night where they got to hear a talk about Canada’s first woman in space and learn how to use the telescopes.

Fully…

This is the first time I’ve seen a SNS post go live and I’m going to waste my “first” post to share this stupid picture of how I’m storing my hats:

Uh hello? She’s acting like nothing’s wrong and she doesn’t get the question.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

Where the fuck is Melania anyways, is she hiding w/ Shelly Miscavige?

I can’t be the only one who wasn’t impressed by Remy’s diss track. Saying Nicki has a fake ass and sucks dick is not original or clever. Nicki at least used this weak ass feud to make some money.

And good for her.

Yeah how weird is it they all clapped for him? Like, since when has he done anything but ride his brother’s coattails?

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.