Back when I was young, I did like the hairless. Now, I need a little hair.

I don’t get why you boys feel the need to post jokes and shallow vapid pieces all day. How hard is it to do a couple of gossipy-fun posts (you know celebs, sports what the fuck ever that is silly and fun), a couple of updates on what the administration is doing, and updates on the Women’s Strike Day? Why are you all…

I’m really glad I clicked that Rihanna video because it. was. so. glorious. God, that dress probably feels really fun to swoosh around in, too.

Flight of the Concords 💓 I sang along

It’s really annoying that women have been saying this exact thing since the inception of Bust magazine in the 90's, but nobody listened or thought it was funny until a guy said it on SNL in 2017.

I’m not saying you can’t be sober and use weed- everyone’s recovery is different- I’m just saying I’ve seen unmonitored medical use of marijuana spin out of control and I hope that wasn’t the case with Pete.

It’s real easy for addicts to substitute their addiction for weed.

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

Good for him. I won’t speculate on his circumstances, but I will say I know people who have “used weed medically” but it can be a slippery slope if they’re not working with a doctor and they have other underlying problems. Don’t get me wrong, I smoke weed and I used to smoke a TON of weed in high school/college, but…

sobriety is a+

w/r/t this:

So. I am actually a lawyer. And I happen to practice in a jurisdiction where a lawyer sexually harassing his employees is not considered an ethical violation. Let that sink in for a minute and then contemplate this. If Jeff Sessions were my client and I let him testify in this way without correcting the record, I…

Nonsense, his supporters are as American as slavery and genocide.

Speaking of comedy writers, John Oliver describing Sessions as “the unfortunate result of Dobby the House Elf’s one-night stand with a Confederate flag” was gold.

Because ‘ryan’ and ‘care’ are oxymorons?

Have you seen most American conservatives? There’s not much to work with in that group. It’s not like any of them were ever a young Sanders, Biden, or Obama. Or Kennedy. Or Booker.

It boggles my mind that people think he is attractive. Looks like a deflated, constipated smurf.

You are Sasha Farts.

That was just a list of celebrities going to Home Goods. Wtf, People magazine. If I wanted to flip through low-key subliminal messaging I’d....yeah ok I’d read a magazine, damn ya’ll got me.  

However, the separation between me and those fancy famous ppl remains a large gulf never to be bridged. I am dedicated to…