Sorry, as a disclaimer I’m not a weebo or a weird Sonic fan. What upswing? Generations was a ‘paid-for’ experiment where they gathered analytic data to figure out what to do with future Sonic games. Shit 3D controls, weird homing attacks in 2D, rubbish 2D physics. No thanks! And when you think that game was released…

So what you’re saying is... He made a deal...

What a fucking dork you are, man...Social Justice Avengers. Adjust your hat, neckbeard, and venture forth from thy parent's basement. Breath that fresh air. Take a hit from your asthma inhaler. Now relax because it's just a comic book.

Blue Bombshell

Maybe the problem with the Mega Man franchise is that it needs more "mega" and less "man." A trio of cosplayers prove that point in the second day of our PAX East cosplay spectacular.

All these wonderful franchises that Capcom has, and they're refusing to do an-y-thing with them. Mega Man, Viewtiful Joe, Captain Commando, and a whole lot more. Meanwhile, we're getting more Dragon's Dogma. I just don't understand it.

Freddie Gibbs & Madlib-Piñata

Wouldn't Bubblegum's fighter be something candy based? Like this abomination?

I actually prefer the Wii U Pro Controller, anyway. It's laid out like the 3DS' buttons, so everyone is more familiar with it now anyway.

dude, that's no Milla...

Mario Kart is slowly becoming Nintendo Kart...which is amazing.

....Why are so many people recording themselves watching this?

Meanwhile, in Canada:

Controllers last longer when you don't throw them against the wall after dying too, what a coincidence! :D

I think the lifespan of the hinges may improve if you stop violently shaking your consoles :P

I pity those children with very large hands. They grow up with such a handicap.

THAT CAT

You strike me as an explicitly boring individual. Does it hurt your brain to analyze and fantasize or what? Man people are lazy. If you don't want to think, or think about other things then don't. I'm sorry other people's creativity and independant thought strikes you like a needle in the eye. (Truly, I am sorry).