Watching Rick Ross hit on Martha Stewart was not a thing I knew I needed until I had it, and it is PERFECT.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

We all should. Jews, Gentiles, etc.

As far as I’m concerned, the Zionist Organization of America are nothing but kapos.

I’ve told this story here at Jez but I will repeat it again. And I’m calling my former rep in PA and telling them and anyone who will listen the same story over and over again until they vote this 20 week ban down when it comes up again.

At our 20 week ultrasound we found out our son had a condition where he…

Nixon staffers physically break into the DNC - massive scandal which eventually leads to his resignation

The House Select Investigative Panel on Infant Lives.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Someone should explain to Mr. Trump that the internment camps are a horrific stain on this nation’s character.

He’s currently holed up in a tower with pasty gross dudes whispering in his ears. He is Saruman the Orange

“You look like a late-dynasty Hapsburg” is now my go-to insult for dumb people. Thanks!

My local grocery store had the indecency screen up over the Trump People cover.

Hey pals, just jumping down here to make a couple of quick comments. There are SO MANY legitimate reasons to criticize Melania Trump. Slut-shaming, particularly by referencing her nude photos, is not one of them.

Hello: Environmental sciences person here. Fish kills like this seem to disturb people but its not that uncommon and happens in usually more boring ways, like a bunch of tree debris or something falls into a stream after storm and uses up all the oxygen in the decay process, turning the water body hypoxic until it…

omg Tina “cozy man-cage”! Now I know *exactly* what to ask Santa for.

I’m sure that would make for some red-hot slashfic, but that’s thankfully not how that works.

As soon as Clinton and Obama reached out to Trump, his manic desire to be loved by everyone immediately kicked into gear and he began walking back many of his previous positions- on deportations, on the prosecution of Bill and Hillary, and on his language concerning undocumented immigrants who haven’t committed…

Barron has the look of a kid who skins live squirrels.