Did anyone else used to reread the books? I loved how weird they were, and how utterly delightful, fallible and funny Poppins herself was. I still think of cats looking at kings and that weird babies only chapter with—I want to say—Barbara and James talking with birds.

This goes to show just how screwed up our health care/insurance system is in the U.S.

I always kind of love these kinds of stories, partly because it shows how much of what makes art ‘good’ in people’s eyes is “was done by someone famous/ has some weird story the artist made up about it.” I find it hilarious that paintings that people think are so low quality they stuff them in the attic/ sell them for…

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

Amusingly, I was ungreyed on Jezebel long before I was ungreyed on Jalopnik, despite spending far more time on Jalopnik.

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

Nothing gives me as much pleasure as knowing how much President Barrack Hussein Obama chafes their asses. They can refuse to call him president and check his papers but he is still in charge!

I like that this works on both a Destiny’s Child and Dawson’s Creek level...

Lucky? Last night was comedy gold, Jerry! GOLD!

My dad is an engineer. The Trump gold vending machine and touring Pitbull’s neighborhood took precedence over good god damn sense.

I’m more upset that your dad thought driving from Miami to Key West was good idea. That shit is excruciating.

The Trump foundation only.has 1.3 million left in it. Look up his form 990. He needs that money for bribes and lawsuits

I do. It all started when Obama became president. He was a senator in Illinois, remember? I’m from Chicago and nobody gave a shit about Chicago before Obama became president. Are the attacks racist? Absolutely.

That made me spit wine out of my mouth. It is the literal epitome of Stupid Rich Man - he may as well have said “i own a summer home there” as he adjusted his monocle

You could tell Lester Holt was irritated. I guarantee he wanted to get off his chair and give Trump a smack.

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

Every time she interrupted he got all pissy, and then he proceeded to interrupt and talk over both her AND the moderator.

The Mansplaining. The Goddamn Mansplaining. Donald was downright disrespectful. Jesus.

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE