A woman with pneumonia collapsed while she was working and continues to work? Sounds normal.

When asked why she didn’t discuss her pneumonia diagnosis until after it became abundantly necessary to do so, she said she “didn’t think it was going to be that big a deal.”

Over 50? More like if you’re over 80.

Rev. Faith Green Timmons, 2016

Can we get her to moderate the debates?

My favorite part of the summary was when they disclosed Trump’s weight. He’s 6'2 and weighs 267 pounds. That’s morbidly obese.

I’m sorry you had to go through that. You are 1000% not to blame.

When my wife went through 40 hours of labor, I was glad that she finally knew what it felt like when I got a cold.

I want to send him an email saying, “I didn’t want to miss work for maternity leave, or to take Junior to the hospital after it became a kid. So I got an abortion instead. Thanks, Mister Gay!”

“They take Junior to the hospital or go see Johnny’s soccer game.”

I loved those books, even the one where the twins went back to antediluvian times and met Noah and the seraphims and shit. It was such a weird series, mashing together physics and religious iconography the way it did (not that I really noticed the religious stuff as a little atheist, it was all just stories to…

That was my thought too, I always thought of Meg as a teen, but maybe she will be older by the time they get into production? She’s currently 13 years old. Her iMDB page photo looks more like this:

Same. This book was probably my favorite as a kid. It was so damn trippy. It was like, my prerequisite to acid.

My mental happy place has long been the scenario of Meg cuddled against the warm furry breast of Aunt Beast.

this is one of my all time favorite kid books...im stoked

He’s not the same from 20 years ago. Listen to any of his celebrity interviews from the last few years. He's the best interviewer this side of Anderson Cooper.

So the Republicans endorse a racist, animated ball of ear wax and a dead man, but the election is rigged if they lose, right?

I have been watching this show for far too long, because I called too many of the highlights:

I like your list, though I’d go with Michelangelo O’Legnalehcim, just for the symmetry you understand.