Basically slamming the tail of the board into the ground causes it to pop up in the air.

You forgot to mention that its also a Nespresso coffee machine!

If I'm chillin' in my car in the McDonalds drive through or waiting for a train (insert other examples where you might put the car in park with the engine running) and it backs into the car behind me by itself. Does that make it the manufacturers fault?

Well its the manufacturers fault for making a car that slips into reverse by itself.

Not sure I need one, but I kinda want one.

I haven't heard anything about a monorail, but there are plans for a street car to go from Angel Stadium to the Convention Center.

Hes probably going to help design cans that change color when cold, or develop a can mouth that has a smoother flow when poured.

Yeah, a lot of the time I'll need to go buy some new tools for a new project, and it's usually much cheaper to just run over there instead of Home Depot.

I use jack stands from Harbor Freight. They are much cheaper, and seem to work just fine. Some people don't like to trust their 'cheap' stuff, but I think they work just fine.

You give fuck all about cleaning your equipment.

I want to wrap all my cars cheap plastic with dead animals too! Then I can be just like the classy people that own one of these!

I literally just finished animal style fries and that still looks good.

I don't believe that one kid is 13, in fact I think he's from the show Weeds.

Thanks, I knew that probably wasn't the right type of dog but that was the best I could do.

Sorry, I don't sit in front of a computer all day.

Only pit bulls would be that stupid.

Great!, Now excuse me while I decide which of my 12 faucets to grab a cup of water from.

Their high number of wins no doubt comes from seasons like this (note how every team but ferrari used Cosworth engines) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_Form…

Its at 8 seconds.

WEel we still have Pikes Peak, though that seems to be heading in the electric direction...