Now is the perfect time to bring justice to the world and unite Ferrari, Maserati, Alfa Romeo, Fiat, Dodge, Ram, Jeep, SRT, and Chrysler under a name that should have graced an Auburn Hills skyscraper decades ago:

I hereby propose a 6 month embargo on any pictures featuring humans in the snow. We are about to have a major snowstorm here on the east coast, so the photos and video will be available sometime in June.

Did he stage a fake accident? No.

Did he mock Schumie's condition? No.

Was he insensitive? No.

Hey media, why don't you go do something fucking useful for once in your miserable lives? Save baby whales, feed the homeless, reflect on how bad your jobs are that you look for useless crap like this and shame on the public…

Uhhhh anybody else follow Rubens Barrichello, or James Jakes on Instagram? They both posted pics of their ski trips this week too...

It's cool how his skis are designed to look just like snowshoes. Must have loads of downforce.

The only pole star I'm really interested in..

Pretty sure you forgot THE MOST anticipated car of 2014.

so is the Audi A3 and practically every other car on that list. Ford says the 2015 Mustang is released next fall. That's still 2014.

My wife kept her name, and I supported her choice. My balls are doing just fine.

No mustang?? ):

That is very sexist. Why do you think she has his nuts in a sling? Because she hasn't taken his name? Not tolling I'm interested in your answer.

Because two unrelated Smith's never been roommates.

Or they could use the home address instead of the last name ...

Wow, do they even know that in some part of Canada, it's not even legal to take the spouse's name ?

He actually made me love F1, and was a big part of my childhood.

That's just heartbreaking. My thoughts and prayers are with Michael and his family.

No, it's still ruined. Bam Margera just sitting in the car is enough to ruin it.

Meh. A lot of douchebags end up broke, and plenty of well meaning people get rich.

Margera, who has purposely cut holes in his Gallardo and basically treated his cars like pieces of garbage, parked his Murcielago underneath a skate jump just so Lang could do a 180 over it. He lands it perfectly, though I'm kind of thinking that Margera would have been even happier if he landed on the car.