I'll never watch a Stevie Shae video again.

Just come out and say "Nigel Hayes" and "Traevon Jackson" if that's what you mean.

Fourth from left. Bielema?

I can't wait until changing the PAT rule starts costing teams games. If you want to know what a game with unreliable PATs looks like, just go watch high school football.

Needs more rhythmic slapping.

Deadspin Medical, LLP: Is that one of those peel-back-your-face-to-get-to your-forehead procedures?

You don't beat Wisconsin with ball movement. You beat Wisconsin by getting to the rim, or having guys create mid-range shots off the dribble. UW's defense is built on not allowing 3s to beat them, but they will give up mid-range shots as a result if a guard is athletic enough to penetrate past closeouts. Unless…

Sucks most for the IU kid that blew out his knee practicing this weekend for a tourney that never materialized.

Penalty box.

Exactly. And banned for whom? If something has unquestioned application in healing people who are suffering due to injury or illness, what should it matter that the person in question is an athlete?

Beat me to the punch.

Breaking: Topless Lebanese skiers scandal.

Some late night curling viewing has revealed that the Russian women's team is composed of some attractive young ladies. Carry on.

Watched this live. Knew right away it was gonna blow up huge.

Max McGee's private album of the night before Super Bowl I has the real keepers.

Off-site review is generally a bad idea. It more than invites all the worst fears about unseen hands and conspiracies into the mix in any sport. The guys actually officiating the game should be the guys officiating the game.

Anybody else catch the first episode of True Detective this week? Big thumbs up from me.

The Niners are a really good, tough-minded team, but they were also a Micah Hyde dropped INT from maybe not even playing this week. It's just that close sometimes. And I hope they drill the Seahawks.

I'm going to preface this by saying that even if what I hypothesize is correct, it doesn't absolve anybody of blame.

Last weekend was going to be pretty had to match, much less top, but this was not an auspicious beginning.