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WHAT IS THIS? REHAB FOR ANTS?!?!

Audra McDonald singing White Wedding was nothing short of amazing!

Okay, but let's talk about how Selina Meyer would handle the government shutdown. Nothing against Kerry, who is beautiful and seems like a pretty sharp person on the whole, but seriously, there's more than one show about strong women in government, and Veep is just better.

Hey, nobody puts the Obamas in a corner.

I really don't get when depressed people turn to Problem Olympics. When you're depressed, everything is a bigger issue. Getting the wrong drink at Starbucks can feel like a personal slight, and asking for them to correct it frequently takes more social skills and energy than the person has at the moment. And no one

Psst, Miley. This is how you trap a baby.

Your sandwich-to-blowjob conversion rate check out, but only if there's a fancy stone-ground mustard involved.

Um, I thought the dude was joking about making the sandwiches.

This is one of those times where I wish I was a witch, so if he said "Make me a sandwich," I could turn him into an actual sandwich.

“You women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy,” he says. “We’re not complex. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.”

You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?” Seriously, dude? Damnit, now I'm angry and I want a BLT.

i read the interview this morning and i still cannot get over the fact that she drinks GATORADE AND MALIBU. together. as in a cocktail.

"They're my homies."

Uhh

When I was watching last night and she won her award, my bf was like, "what is she wearing?" I was like, "SHE CAN WEAR WHAT SHE WANTS!"

Dibs on Elizabeth Cady Stanton of Cool-Ranch Dortios.

I know very little about either Monteith or Klugman (I live under a rock, okay?) and the point about a youth-obsessed culture is a fair one, but perhaps the greater hype around Monteith is the tragic untimeliness and preventability of his death.

Quvenzhane Wallis as Annie? You got me.