I manage social media for a large, verified account (not a celeb) and I've definitely been struck by the level of entitlement in the #followback culture of users. It sort of blows my mind that they think an account with over 1.5 million followers will really benefit from their 500. We get a lot of requests for things…

Immediately adding to my OKC profile: " I love a lot of pop culture garbage entertainment for idiots." Thanks, Laura!

SS-ML-DCW method sounds time-consuming. I'm going to catch a prince this way instead:

Poor Khloe.

Wow, they're really jumping all over this - undercover officers on all the city buses?

9-80 is where it's at. I work four nine-hour days, then four nine-hour days and one eight-hour day. So I get every other Friday off. On the weeks I work Friday, I get my paycheck, so every week has something to look forward to. Paycheck! Three day weekend! Repeat!

A job is not enough! MAKE BABIES!!!!

There can never be too many Sixteen Candles posts, IMHO.

You had me at Scott Baio. Though I'm sure he'll ruin this book, as he does with EVERYTHING.

um hello and pornstache from OITNB has olivia hostage which EVERYONE FAILS TO MENTION AND IS PERSONALLY A VERY BIG DEAL

Why you gotta do me like that, Lance?

Decimals are hard.

I don't get why the Owen Wilson thing is so bad, other than that he's in his 40s. If he repeatedly hit on the woman after being rebuffed, that's one thing, but if she was actually into him, so what?

The only possible good thing that can come from this is that he is the perfect rebuttal to the people who say that we don't need to specifically teach boys what rape and sexual assault is when they're young(-ish), and what actions should never be acceptable. The reason why we shouldn't that I've been given is that…

Wait, Trophy Wife is from the creator of Target: Women? It is now a must-see.

I think morning people are the big entitled assholes — they are so goddamn self-righteous and proud of their morning asses. They'll schedule shit for the ass-crack of dawn and act all superior when you show up shaking and looking like you just got whacked upside the head with a two-by-four. They brag about coming in…

THIS, so much this. The whole waking up at 7:00am and having to go to work makes me itch. Why can't the world start a little later?

Twice I've been asked "Where do you see your self in 5 years?" I HATE this question. I don't plan out my future more than a few months because I'm always looking to grab opportunities when they show themselves rather than coast through.