Crap, down the rabbit hole again.

Next week: an article explaining why smartphones have these weird “phone numbers” and why we don’t all just have usernames to call each other with.

It gets worse.

Yeah, you know you’re old when the whippersnappers start publishing articles explaining things you used to take for granted. Next they’ll be explaining what those round things on the front of old tv’s were for.

True, women with actual penises instead are pretty great.

Please tell me the working title is The Legend of Quorra.

It will be awesome to see John Boyega wielding a lightsaber but just remember that it doesn't necessarily mean he's a Jedi :)

Submarines break through pack ice by surfacing vertically at zero horizontal speed— the sail can easily be damaged if it hits ice while moving under the pack, however.

How about dark skies.

It's not free if you give it to me.

No perhaps it's not a great idea to leave then in orbit. Nuclear power is going to be needed if we ever want to do any serious space exploration

One step closer to these puppies!m

That’s the Jalop consensus on most innovations.

So modern turbo cars would be better if they were worse?

No War Thunder?

"Tom Selleck is fleeing from an evil mad scientist with a super gun (played by Gene Simmons from Kiss)"

I remember enjoying this movie in the theater. I'm old . . .

ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.