...why wouldn’t they?

The only thing that could make this premise better would be an appearance by Brigitte Lin, but that’s just me being greedy.

Three weeks later, and still there aren’t enough people talking about this show.

If it’s the kind of game with a linear plotline, there shouldn’t be either—because the game already told the story.

For the same reason you rarely see any real-world airlines featured in movies and shows where something bad happens to the plane.

I have seen nothing that suggests this will have any more to do with the series of novels than Rogue One did. I wouldn’t hold my breath for Wedge being in it at all.

I’m still holding out hope that toy Buzz is going to bookend the story as being a “there I was” kind of recollection about his false memories before his “awakening.”

Presumably, this is the in-universe live-action movie the toy line is based off of.

I’m not alarmed in an “oh, no00what if they’re too pander-y” sense, but more of an “oh, no—they haven’t actually recorded any new soundtrack yet.”

The biggest trip-up to suspension of disbelief was that no one ever uttered the V-word. It’s like they existed in an alternate timeline where vampire myths didn’t exist.

And every movie soldier is Special Forces, it seems, so that probably checks out.

First unsolved mystery: if Shamier Anderson is playing a soldier, how does he get away with keeping that beard?

Also, the staggering cost of making a movie that won’t disappoint our increasingly jaded tastes means the studios and film partnerships that have to fork out to make these monsters won’t do it unless someone can show them there will be a guaranteed audience.

It’s a question I return to every time there’s a decision to remake an animated work into live action. “Who is this for?”

Well, not with that attitude!

Exactly. We have computers to do math for us, and we can think of something better to represent combat than chipping away at a health bar.

There seemed to be a glimpse of some Mirrorverse sleeveless uniforms there at the end, too.

The worst thing about the film is that its failure killed any chance of a Flaming Carrot movie.

*peek

If you drop six large on this thing, every guest there better be “way too into it.”