I think the submarine is what I remember most from seeing this movie when I was, like, eight. The little flippers made me laugh then and still do.

After rewatching the film after a space of... well, a bunch of years, I never really noticed how drunk everyone seems to be while on set. Listen to the Big Speech and tell me Bill Pullman isn’t hammered off his ass while delivering it.

If it had content, wouldn’t it cease being a teaser and become a trailer?

Given what we saw of Detours on the clips they released, we’ve all dodged a bullet.

I take it as a given that anything pitching itself as a series in This Modren World is actually one long serial story, rather than discrete episodes, because apparently we aren’t allowed to have nice things.

My primary criterion when looking for new books to read is making for certain sure that they do not belong to a series. I have zero inclination to chase down what might be the first volume of a series that does not number its entries, or wait for a next book that may never come out.

Qira does hint at a greater scope of things that could be explored. Yet, as soon as the rush as finished to fill in every unobserved minute of every character’s life on screen or page, those hits of greater scope are snuffed out.

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Maybe this time she’ll have an accent, at least.

At a bare minimum, I will expect the writers to remember that ice floats in water.

And that, gentlefolk, is dedication to craft.

My gold standard for How To Do A Remake is Space Battleship Yamato 2199. It is the correct balance of “keep the things you remembered,” and “fix the things that were broken.”

But to do it, she un-murdered two people, so... net gain?

Like Groot, for example.

In the same sense that Mark Ruffalo was too small to play The Hulk, at any rate.

Dash “Everything That Was Terrible About The Old EU In One Package” Rendar’s return was inevitable, I suppose. We should keep an eye out for rebooted bug orgies and wonder who’s going to be cast as Luuuke.

“Why do you think I built this boat?”

Well, if I learned anything from watching the first two thirds of The MC Hammer Story, it’s that the money never runs out!

Blue Leader had powerful Robin Olds war ‘stache energy

News that the live-action project can now move forward is the cloud inside the silver lining.