PB&B on toaster waffles is my favorite weekday breakfast.

I’m a Christian, and if they try to start a Muslim registry, I’ll register too. I’ll do whatever it takes to make sure that bigotry and hatred cannot and will not succeed as policies of the US government.

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

Hope I’m not the only one who didn’t come anywhere close to getting this joke

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

Eh, Nintendo got Ocarina of Time. I’m sad for all the Playstation suckers that didn’t get to experience that when it came out.

Fallout: 2161, Southern California

Fallout 2: 2241, Cali and some of the surrounding states

Fallout 3: 2277 (exactly 200 years after the nuclear war), Washington D.C. and surrounding areas

Fallout: New Vegas: 2281, around New (formerly Las) Vegas and surrounding areas

Fallout 4: ????, in and around Boston

Always different…

I loved Fallout 3 enough to know it was ugly and still not give a shit.

So what you’re saying is... He made a deal...

I think you may be overestimating the Russian nuclear arsenal, if only slightly. While Russia has thousands of warheads, it has less than 500 ICBMs, of which only a percentage would be equipped with nuclear warheads, and only a percentage of those would be ready to go for a first strike. Only 55 SS-18s remain in…

I Googled smørrebrod, and now I want smørrebrod. Damnit.

I'm on the fence for your choice of The Killer over Hard Boiled. But I can get why you chose it plot wise. But if Heat wasn't on here, then you would have gotten a load of backlash. Nice list. I might have added the final showdown in Unforgiven over The Terminator, but it's all subjective when you get down to it.

Ultraviolet digital editions are a cumbersome annoyance. Decoupling digital versions from iTunes was an awful idea. I fully support your downloading practices.

Use that time wisely, Jason.

That is absolutely terrifying.

This, of course, will be followed up by a Reign of the Archies series of comics, with a four different versions of Archie.

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