My rotten older sister got her hands on a dirty magazine and showed me a photo of Long Dong Silver. He had a two-foot long penis. I cut his photo out of the magazine and took it to middle school, where it made the rounds before it was confiscated by a teacher. She hunted me down, inquiring from hand to hand where the…

I grew up living next door to my maternal grandparents. They were wonderful grandparents who were very loving and giving. Throughout my childhood and adolescence I typically went and hung with them five or six times a week.

I still think Trent Baalke and Paraag Marathe should be running the A's.

As much as I don’t like the people who are going to side with you, because most of them will be shit (I’m speaking of the commentariat here), I have to agree.

Did anyone actually read the Yale professors response to the halloween costume letter?

You don’t see Jason Pierre-Paul making those kinds of plays very often. I mean, maybe half of the time at most.

THE Ohio State Impairment Apologists

Anyone who has ever been in awe of William fucking Westmoreland should be banned from running for any political office for life.

Speaking of estranged fathers, here’s a clip of Burneko’s with Siskel and Ebert.

I’m a life long Yankees fan. I’ve seen 5 titles in my lifetime. I’m about to turn 24. *Generations* have lived and died without seeing them clinch a series at Wrigley, let alone win a series. It has literally been 107 years. There are, like, what 200 people on earth that were even alive last time they won? They’re…

that was the “draftkings fan zone”. it was not a real bar and those were not real people

You missed the best part!

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

No, the current theme is “Deadspin hates the thing I like as long as I conveniently ignore the posts where they actually praise and enjoy the thing I like”.

I love this topic, I really do. It’s got everything: Ethics, personalities, every game matters and technology.

The false dichotomy store called; they’re fresh out of unhappy trolls peddling grim visions of humanity that they’ve concocted to make themselves feel slightly less terrible about their own failures. You should head down there.

I wonder if they also intend to not rehire the two totally not guilty equipment managers they fired.

I rolled my eyes so hard reading this comment that I may have strained something. You sound like a Steelers or Patriots fan.

Let’s never forget that Baltimore fans once thought seizing an NFL franchise was an appropriate use of eminent domain.