Why haven't we domesticated these yet?

Beavers, not otters.

Gaming. On an iPad.

Green Arrow could kick his ass. Especially with the boxing glove arrow.

What we're seeing is the Battlefield-ization of Mass Effect. A community that spews nonstop hatred of a game it bought at full price and plays religiously.

Memories you say?

Of those I've gotten Assassin's Creed II, inFAMOUS (goddamn Rockhound), and Uncharted 2. Otherwise I've gotten Bad Company 2, inFAMOUS 2, and Red Dead Redemption.

He is wearing a Continental Army uniform under his Assassin robe.

Scalping wasn't really a thing among Natives until various groups (namely American frontiersmen and British anti-American frontiersmen) would set bounties on the scalps of the opposing faction(s) in the years following the Revolution and up until the end of War of 1812.

II and Brotherhood/Revelations weren't even made by the same studio. Ubisoft Montreal made II (and is making III) and Ubisoft SomewhereInEurope made Brotherhood and Revelations.

Or, you know, the entire list of grievances listed in the Declaration of Independence. The catalyst of the war was Lexington and Concord when the British attempted to confiscated American arms.

...Hmm maybe this takes place in The Year Without a Summer. The Hudson River was frozen over in July.

Not all Native Americans sided with the British during the war. A large number of tribes sided with the Patriots.

If everything Washington did during his turn as General (including turning down being appointed King of America) and as the President (turning down running for more than 2 terms) is 'true' then he is most assuredly an Assassin or an Assassin-Ally like Leonardo was.

Because they set up the story to end in 2012 and Ubisoft has two gigantic studios who have been working on the games separately... and aside from the DRM Ubisoft doesn't rape its customers.

You are missing a huge chunk of the story if you don't play Revelations.

Holy crap, imagine the Federalists being the Templars and the Republicans being the Assassins.

I don't think that this is real. That is the Betsy Ross flag. That flag was not used in any official sense during the war at all. It was however used in paintings and political pamphlets but the official US flag is the one linked to below.

"the Continental Army suffering in the cold at Valley Forge, and Gen. Washington crossing the icy Delaware River."

I hope that Josh is able to find a way to control himself when he transforms so he doesn't go on rampages.