There is a Tommy John Underwear joke in here somewhere.

The trainee cop is 49 years old.

He is definitely going to be showing plumber’s crack with those low slung jeans and short shirt.

What is the poop schedule like? If they eat small portions several times a day does the poop just pile up in the colon waiting for a once a day plop?

He isn’t talking about sex. He is talking about his sexual orientation. Lots of 10 year old kids get huge crushes and know without any doubt what their orientation is. You can find little girls by the thousands professing their love of some boy band member or vine star all over over Twitter and probably Facebook ( I…

Hmmmm... Noisy party keeping you awake? Set off a couple bottle rockets.

A poison is a quantity of something large enough to cause damage. Jim Carrey is a poison.

4’11” I posted a video link where he says it in this thread.

4’11” I posted a video link where he says it in this thread.

In an early “audition” scene he says he is 4’11” the interviewer seems to be caught off guard and Armond has to repeat himself “4’11”” the guy kind ignores it and moves forward. I think he was expecting Armond to say something like 5’2” as short guys, well most guys, tend to exaggerate their height, but he was…

The rights and responsibilities granted by legal marriage cannot be applied equally to plural marriage.

Hey Barry, can you ungray all the gifs? They are hard to see on my phone.

This is the Universe telling me “Fuck sleep”, “Keep reading Jezebel, or watch Amy Schumer videos.” Which one?!

Job Description: Deny equal rights to LGBT people.

I know you want worst but I have a cute short best encounter.

I can’t say here, but you can write to me at:

So next year they will set up a charity to benefit Triathlon athletes in some way, donate the 50 slots to the charity and let the charity raffle them off. They start paying the employees who manage the lottery from the charity funds. They still get the entrance fees and the lottery $ raised by the charity benefit the…

I haven’t watched it. I tried once but couldn’t find it streaming anywhere.

Dang it. I missed the edit window. I posted then realized I don’t want to be in this war but I’m too late to delete my post.

I think we need some wise people to sit down and think this whole issue through again given the state of technology now.