SFHandyman
SFHandyman
SFHandyman

They should just charge by the inch. I’m 6’2” 210# so I paid for the extended leg room the last time I flew. It was worth it. But I would have gone a couple of inches less if it knocked $20 off the extended price.

My Great Grandmother b. 1898 (?) Was taught Spencerian Script. A grocery shopping list by Grannie was suitable for framing. She moved out west to Idaho in her late teens and became postmistress in the town when she arrived. Most of the towns people were illiterate. They would come to the post office and dictate

I was taught cursive but penmanship had already been retired (Born in ‘61), so I print, badly, but I can write in unattractive cursive.

There is a Tommy John Underwear joke in here somewhere.

The trainee cop is 49 years old.

He is definitely going to be showing plumber’s crack with those low slung jeans and short shirt.

What is the poop schedule like? If they eat small portions several times a day does the poop just pile up in the colon waiting for a once a day plop?

He isn’t talking about sex. He is talking about his sexual orientation. Lots of 10 year old kids get huge crushes and know without any doubt what their orientation is. You can find little girls by the thousands professing their love of some boy band member or vine star all over over Twitter and probably Facebook ( I

Hmmmm... Noisy party keeping you awake? Set off a couple bottle rockets.

A poison is a quantity of something large enough to cause damage. Jim Carrey is a poison.

4’11” I posted a video link where he says it in this thread.

4’11” I posted a video link where he says it in this thread.

In an early “audition” scene he says he is 4’11” the interviewer seems to be caught off guard and Armond has to repeat himself “4’11”” the guy kind ignores it and moves forward. I think he was expecting Armond to say something like 5’2” as short guys, well most guys, tend to exaggerate their height, but he was

The rights and responsibilities granted by legal marriage cannot be applied equally to plural marriage.

Hey Barry, can you ungray all the gifs? They are hard to see on my phone.

This is the Universe telling me “Fuck sleep”, “Keep reading Jezebel, or watch Amy Schumer videos.” Which one?!

I made the original Instructable back in 2008. This guy did a great job with his video.

You can but getting the pegs in the holes is like pushing one rubber tube into another rubber tube.

Job Description: Deny equal rights to LGBT people.