at least I remember the important advice like "don't wear underwear" and "don't wear a belt" for when they send you up on stage.

This has been on Deadspin before, but if you missed it:

When contemplating stories like this I always wonder if there might be some shame about gender or sexuality that is powering the drive to be the strongest and best male athlete he can be. Just to prove to everyone that he is not, what he himself may consider, flawed.

It might be some kid who knows he looks like Beiber using it to get onstage. Beiber's left arm is almost a full sleeve of tattoos.

"Gronk May Not Put On A Shirt Until August"

The priest is standing in front of Kali a Hindu goddess. Her pegging Jindal is obviously some Indian joke but I can't figure it out. Mistaken Muhammed lady is right though, it is probably offensive.

Yes. She just let her dogs kill her neighbor.

He just opened the door to a conversation. Why don't you respond with a starter that you think is better inserted of just mocking him by repeating "Hi" back?

Those Awful Hats (1909) - D. W. Griffith | Mack S…:

It looks like Laurence Fishburne Samuel L. Jackson.

I don't go to Pornhub unless I'm following a link to a specific video. You can't make Pornhub default to Gay so the ads and every search topic is all hetero.

I don't know the exact title but the music is Ragtime from about 1899 to 1903. The airplane is about 1935ish.

2x as many people have watched my YouTube video on How to Make Butter. Haha

This was hilarious. How did it get on air? Was there really no one there that noticed the fatal flaw of the logic? Cameraman? Intern? Hairdresser? Janitor?

I have a new found interest in Neymar.

I missed your original jello shot article. I can commiserate because I created gummy Lego and I had to make dozens of batches of candy while perfecting my recipe. You can see the candy in my profile picture.

Should have asked for Fleshlights, then you could drink your beer Steve Kroft style.

See, you need to plan ahead. First install the bollards, then advertise the new senior discount.

No, seriously, not even once.