Yao Ming's pants are too long. Who did they make those pants for?

You got your Sci Fi in my Sitcom.

Dang it, I forgot to fix "Antikytherean" and can't edit it now.

Or a TV show where Aunt Clara tries to help but she accidentally summons a Vizier instead of the spear, and he insists he is the rightful owner of the spear because he is descended from the ruler who sent the ship. Then Larry sees a new antithikerean device brought by the Vizier and thinks Darren is working on a rival…

They didn't even pull the bleachers out.

It is sad but true, we need to teach both boys and girls what constitutes proper consent. I'll confess to you right now, I didn't realize a drunk or stoned person is incapable of giving consent until I was about 27 and taking classes on safer sex practices.* Someone actually had to tell me in words. This was in the…

In what other businesses are you allowed to bodyslam misbehaving customers?

They are working on plans for a new Clippers Arena:

Do we even know if the crowd sounds are real? After listening to this documentary on sound design for sports, I'm not so sure these crowd sounds behind the English announcers are really from the game at all.

They'd probably get suspended for not showing athlete dick pics to Deadspin coworkers. And they'd get suspended for showing athlete dick pics to Jezebel coworkers (except Mark Shrayber).

I thought it was:

Historically I don't know, but on the set of a modern day movie or TV shoot, toupee tape.

I'm jealous of bilingual societies. I love how they easily slip back and forth between the two languages.

Repost:

Watch for the autotune remix. I predict that he will also sing the autotune remix and upload it.

Although he was grinding the gears when he started with "Beyond top shelf isn't it? This is a more electrifying hit than a hot tub in a whirlpool."

I agree. Some people are trying to say it is played out. I think it is going to continue being every kids first video game.

I would really like to see mods come from an official app store. Side loading should still be possible but give the mod makers a way to sell their work.

I was about 14. We were visiting my grandparent's farm. I asked my Dad if I could go out driving on the oil roads (the farm had several oil wells with dirt roads connecting them). He handed me the keys to his pristine 65 Mustang. This was '73 I think. My 4-5 year old brother came with me.

One thing that I'm hoping for is Microsoft becoming just a bit more Mojang like. I know it isn't likely but it would be cool if Microsoft loosened up on video makers ability to make money off of videos in their other games. Mojang never needed to advertise because of the YouTube videos. Maybe Microsoft could learn a…