Why would Bojack ever listen to someone on the phone?

For the record, you really should watch The Good Place. It’s pretty amazing television.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

I’m not sure why I find “my friend who is Brad Pitt” so funny, but I audibly snorted when I read it. 

The choices you put up there to do instead of tweeting doesn’t include the best choice, a nap. I hear rich people can afford time to do that. What a luxury.

We very obviously cannot.

LOL FUCK YOU STUPID

I do not understand why people can’t just log off and walk away. It’s such a rare thing to see, and usually accompanied by some form of declarative which doesn’t help the situation. Celebrities in particular need to know when to disengage, their reach being what it is.

Periodically I see a tweet go viral and the original author eventually jumps in with “okay, muting this tweet now, bye” and I’m always in favor of it. Just go do something else. Twitter’s stupid, if you’re on it long enough you’re going to tweet something you regret, and you can’t take any of it too seriously.

For something that could be so good, the internet sure can be bad.  It will be interesting to see if we can rise above our own worst instincts and save our society/culture.

Also, those uniforms are fucking beautiful.

“If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger.”

Word on the street is his spleen killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

AI is 5'10", tops. Which makes his achievements even more impressive.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

I don’t even want a remake - I want Laura Dern reading/screaming the entire script in a single sitting, including all stage directions and everyone elses lines. 

That was no doubt a slide with like 8 lanes called “Surf Hill” which had a sitting area at the base. At Surf Hill you’d have a rubbery mat and lay on your belly gripping the mat with your hands and gain some considerable speed which was finally slowed by hitting a flat stretch filled with about a foot of water at the…

Sometimes literally.