Word on the street is his spleen killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

AI is 5'10", tops. Which makes his achievements even more impressive.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

I don’t even want a remake - I want Laura Dern reading/screaming the entire script in a single sitting, including all stage directions and everyone elses lines. 

That was no doubt a slide with like 8 lanes called “Surf Hill” which had a sitting area at the base. At Surf Hill you’d have a rubbery mat and lay on your belly gripping the mat with your hands and gain some considerable speed which was finally slowed by hitting a flat stretch filled with about a foot of water at the…

Sometimes literally.

I would watch the heck out of Fleabag and Barry.

The show won twice at the Creative Arts Emmys - 6 Emmys in all. But it seems unlikely they would have brought those to the show on Sunday. They’re probably not all hers. Doesn’t every major producer get a statue when a show wins?

Counterpoint: The universe is a black hole factory that doesn’t care if any of us lives or dies. If the robots don’t kill us all, and we manage not to nuke ourselves and/or ruin the planet in some human engineered cataclysm, some random supervolcano or asteroid or gigantic burst of space radiation will eventually reap…

Now picture me running this piece of shit over with a steamroller, and using its flattened remains...

They fucked up by not naming it Olga Korbot

Oh holy hell. This guy isn’t lying, folks. Takes me back to 2002.

I’ve heard so many stories about it from Jersey refugees. It looks even more insane than I could envision. The waterparks where I grew up were mostly safe (only some mild head trauma on certain rides) but this looks like chaos.

action park was the only ‘water’ park that when you left you were sticky.

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.

My summer camp had an annual trip to Action Park. I watched a fellow camper ride the cannonball loop and when he got out, he was stumbling like a drunk, likely because of a concussion. The rumor was always that they had to build the trap door in the loop because people were getting stuck in there because there wasn’t…

When I was kid, we could only really afford Clementon Park in New Jersey. It is about a half hour southeast of Philadelphia. It was nice, but very old fashioned. I don’t even think it had a roller coaster. It had a great log flume.

The only water park that needs more band-aids.

CHRIS GETHARD SIGHTING. I’m in!