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Put me In Coach, Im Ready

We’ve all been there

https://ilovecitr.us/darnold/1568830256.mp4

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

“I’ve kicked a lot of balls over the years. I’m not reinventing the wheel.”

Alabama just saw this quote and realized they need to schedule Liberty next year.

Yeah, right. Liberty will go to the playoff when Hugh Freeze is over.

war turkey

That’s nothing! I dressed up as a skinny dork with a lazy eye, ill-fitting clothes, thick glasses and an already receding hairl{/bursts in to tears, flees room}

Lonzo Ball is killing me.

I was in high school when the English teacher told the class that the great poet, T. S. Eliot had died. Naturally, every wiseass in the class said “Hey, t. s., Eliot.”

“I fell asleep reading your book, until human voices woke me, and I drowned.”

Surely they can ignore the 10 pm curfew if old people are MAKING the noise?

For the record the concert wound up running to 11:30 and according to my parents it was absolutely amazing.