Alabama just saw this quote and realized they need to schedule Liberty next year.

Yeah, right. Liberty will go to the playoff when Hugh Freeze is over.

war turkey

That’s nothing! I dressed up as a skinny dork with a lazy eye, ill-fitting clothes, thick glasses and an already receding hairl{/bursts in to tears, flees room}

Lonzo Ball is killing me.

I was in high school when the English teacher told the class that the great poet, T. S. Eliot had died. Naturally, every wiseass in the class said “Hey, t. s., Eliot.”

You're not the only one. 

I’d be okay with the Stones songs puns, but referring to one of their horrid later outputs leaves me with Mixed Emotions.

“I fell asleep reading your book, until human voices woke me, and I drowned.”

Surely they can ignore the 10 pm curfew if old people are MAKING the noise?

For the record the concert wound up running to 11:30 and according to my parents it was absolutely amazing.

So, whoever you side with in this conflict, we can all agree that the last essential Stones’ album is Tattoo You, right?

Trying ...so..hard...to...resist...Arghhh...

It’s in between bass cleft and treble cleft... If you get my drift.

Well, aren’t you a cheeky monkey!

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

It’s quite common in butt rock circles

TIL “intergluteal cleft.”

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

Alasska Scold Rush