when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

Exhibit #7,432 for why I stopped going to NFL games

That’s what you get for saying, “Wawa cheesesteaks are pretty good, for the money.”

On the bright side, this is the only time a guy from Philly can hope to get doubled teamed by a couple of 11's.

He looks like a child who was abandoned at Chuck E Cheese but finally found his way out and came home after 55 years.

He looks like what would happen if your barber found out that you slept with his wife

It’s fucking totally dysfunctional. It’s that fucking bad up there.

Terrible choice, I can see the multitudes of fights caused over Prima vs. Roth already. 

+1 star, bottle of anything and a doughnut to go.

Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

Depends on the version.

My vote is for Rump Shaker.

In a FREE country it could.... but in this country? Jabronis like the one in this article can’t tell the difference between a gigolo and handjob salesman.

I thought that was Keystone beer

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

Wally’s mother spoke to KPAX

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Yeah, but what about ANTIFA?

It’s a lot of fun to play, too. The matches are short, so you can do a few matches a day without dying. 

Just listened a couple weeks ago. Such a fucking banger.