If you rearrange the letters in “Jen Rainwater,” you get “holy fuck this is one unstable individual.”

It is not directly relevant to what a shithead Rainwater is, but contracts for first round rookies in the NFL are fully guaranteed.  And as Kirk Cousins demonstrated this past offseason, there is no reason you cannot demand a fully guaranteed contract in free agency (though you may have to take less $$ than if you…

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

Sounds more like an under carriage wash. 

Is that what simonizing is? 

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

The only people who say you need a physics degree to understand Rick and Morty are the kind of assholes who think they’re smart because they watch Rick and Morty.

That guy’s male-pattern baldness, facial hair, and pot-belly combo is basically the “Now, I’m not racist, but...” starter pack. What’s the over/under on the number of times since he got fired that he’s told someone how nobody can take a joke anymore and everyone’s too PC? I would bet my life’s savings ($6.42) that he…

Wilkes-Barrean caravans continue to arrive with Hazeltonians on the way. Declare an Emergency!

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

Drugs in 4 foot by 8 foot panels designed to look like a stack of plywood. loaded in the back of pickup trucks. Drive up to the remote locations and pass them through sideways to a pickup waiting on the other side. A much thinner version of this.

Something that has bothered me (in a long litany of other questions) about this wall is how they are supposed to stop drugs coming across the border?

Well, the state bird of Arizona meant a concrete wall was never going to work their either!

They would probably adopt a mass border patrol hire to man the walls plus the proposal to use drones to patrol the border. Sides there’s plenty of other ways to bring drugs in without having to put them through the mail slots. 

DAMN THOSE DEVIOUS BROWN PEOPLE AND THEIR SAW TECHNOLOGY!

Let’s not forget that cartels are very adept at making tunnels too.... Complete with lighting, buttresses and train tracks!

Bugs Bunny?

Something that has bothered me (in a long litany of other questions) about this wall is how they are supposed to stop drugs coming across the border?