reminder #436 that the NHL and sports don’t deserve how awesome the Subban family is

Yes. And he is a goddamned local treasure. I wish he would get out of New York and come back here full-time. We had him for the Phillies and Eagles, in addition to his overnight call-in show, which he does in English.

Yes, seriously, and he’s the best.

“14 point deficit” might also describe what years of opiate consumption has done to his I.Q.

It’s always tough to understand the context when Jim Irsay asks his players if they’re holding. 

Talk about dedication to his players, he went out and got CTE to show his solidarity

Drugs rot your brain man. He just sees a bunch of fuzzy things and fancy lights moving around and gets told to be excited because his team won.

Damn it, I made the exact same joke

It’s an affectation, but it’s not JUST an affectation, it’s a TECHNICALLY correct point that just acts like something that’s a pure affectation while still having some trace DNA of being functionally necessary.

It’s sometimes helpful to remind people of the sport the team and coaches think they are playing 3 hours every Sunday.

Because the legal name of the organization is “The New York Football Giants”, obviously dating back to when the baseball team was in New York too. So obviously there’s no reason to call them that, but people just do.

They’re owned by the New York Football Giants, Inc., and yeah, that distinction was only in there because of the presence of the baseball team. So it’s actually part of the name if that matters at all.

I mean, you could always check Wikipedia. It’s right in the second paragraph:

The younger generation may know Gene Okerlund’s voice as the announcer in the Mercury City Meltdown stage in SSX Tricky!

Ben Simmons almost turned him into Joel Embid.

quickly scanned looking for my name.

more like ottofellating.

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

I genuinely hope Elon Musk is one of the first people on Mars so he can get the fuck out of my face.

Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman gets Kenny to put a picture of his ass as his school picture, and gets it put on a milk carton, and those folks with butts for their faces show up at his door looking for their missing son, and he blows a funny fuse because he’ll never see anything that hilarious ever…