If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

He said Horse-tooth idiot, not horse-tooth jackass.

Looks good on you, though!

Dangerfield finally gets some resp—

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

They didn’t want to make the Mets feel bad.

Those Phillies throwbacks are fucking awesome.

Top gif: Me when I touch the doorknob and shock myself with a static charge.

Ok but can we talk about the Yankees getting their asses eaten

but is your wife? mine isnt.

“Shit! It’s Chuck Scarsdale!

Hide, or we’ll be on the news!”

Look at Mr High Roller up here with his fancy seats.

So not only do I want the Eagles to stomp the Cowboys in to the ground this year (as I always do) but I want the whole team to take a knee in Jerruh’s World in front of God, Trump, Jerruh, Troy Aikman’s concussion-addled brain, and everyone in a Sunday afternoon game on Fox. Fuck the Cowboys. Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck…

Eagles fan here. Come join the us! I welcome you with open arms.

Cowboys fan. I’ve sided with the Eagles now twice this year. This timeline is the worst.

Bobby “I ain’t leadin’ off even though I have like a .600 OBP” Abreu!

How about Alge Crumpler? because a) its the greatest name ever and b) this:

You made me go look up the Clowney hit.

Call the kitten Brandin.

Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair