NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY

Didn’t Henry VIII get fat because he couldn’t exercise anymore AFTER A KNEE INJURY? Ahhhhhhhhh.......

It’s the mugshot of a man who just ate a pound of weed to avoid a felony charge. 

Jamie Moyer is only 55 and still lives in the area

Yeah, I hear you.

Joe Blanton’s available. 

same +1 World Fucking Champ

Matt Stairs could probably still hit some dongs.

And they’ve done it all while facing a crazy amount of injuries to their top players. Weird article.

I fucking hate the Cubs (Indians fan, unfortunately) but to say the Cubs are lucky this year is to gratuitously cherrypick.

SAD BUT TRUE

Juggaloes?

Only Metallica fans that liked everything after the Black Album

You son of a bastard!  I dub thee unforgiven.

Waiting for Guffman never, ever gets old.

The first time I noticed her was Best in Show, where she was of course unforgettable as the world’s highest-strung dog owner.

i think they alternate between the two.

GO EAT YOUR SPINACH SALADS. 

Bongs or cocaine. I can’t tell at this point.