Yeah, sure they did. When they sold out, man.

Heard they were touring with The Locust recently.

I saw Swine Flu and Scabies on a triple bill with the Stranglers. 

What a shocker the guy who cried about having to charge an extra ten cents a pizza for health care for his workers is a bucket of smashed assholes.

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

What a sleazy, greasy mess.

a mismanaged business being led by an increasingly petty and vindictive Schnatter

Let mainstream entertainment’s shameless four-day pandering to 18-24 year olds begin!

Just wait until Nighthawk v. Hyperion comes out.

The Hinkie Curse is real.

Selling young players for a Kawhi-rental was always a bad idea for Philly. Yeah it sucks not getting LeBron or George, but um, they were longshots. If “missing out on LeBron” indicates failure, then it highlights how far the Sixers have come in two years.

They’re actually 4 of the Phillies’ 8 highest-ranked prospects. But the names are sublime. 

And whether or not he still has talent, if the Phillies had once top prospect Antonio Bastardo, it would be a coup.

best name in baseball right now for my money is Indians’ minor leaguer Sicnarf Loopstok.  His dad’s name is Francis apparently. LOLZ

“Give me a bat long enough and I can lift the World Series trophy.” ~ Arquimedes Gamboa 

Plus, he once did black face:

“And don’t get me started on Wendy and her massive hatred of immigrants”