The sbarro is pretty low for these puns. 

Yeah, this is way more troubling to me than the gratuitous N-bomb.  "Look, I'm not actively *murdering* black people, what more do you want?"

Ways to describe yesterday’s changes in Papa’s net worth:  Red, Barren

Eh, the wording was just okay. The humor was more in the delivery.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

I’ll have to Sbarro that joke from you and use it later.

Pizza Hut. Am I doing it right? 

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

Nice, something you could put on your tombstone.

Sounds like Papa is now in deep dish.

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

+ Uno

He also noted, for some reason, that where he grew up people used to kill black people by dragging them behind trucks.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

I was drunk in a pizza parlor when I was about 19 and thought of that name and then barfed.

I’ve never played it but supposedly it has an excellent Game Boy Advance video game adaptation, which may be the weirdest “game is better than the movie” ever. 

It’s also so totally Ecks’ movie, Sever is a minor character at best. I’d just call it Ballistic: Ecks. 

Directed by “Kaos”.

That doesn’t really fit the list because it’s a bad movie that no one should watch.

A perfect game is one where no one reaches first base. Also known as my collegiate dating career.