If you have to lie about why you canceled your event, then have your state-run media lie about why you canceled your event, you might just have to admit you’re the kid in class who’ll never have anyone come to his birthday party.

I served this country in two wars.... What I really don’t understand is how can anyone be upset over who does/doesn’t attend?

He was also responsible for this glorious post after the Eagles won:

(Perhaps) Controversial opinion: these presidential visits were always dumb bits of political theater designed to prop up the current president. The president (whoever they were at the time) gives a dumb speech about overcoming adversity or some shit, he shakes some hands and gets to look good with a probably now…

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance...

But abject bullshit has always been their primary weapon.

Let’s not forget that he refused to serve when he had the chance.

It would have been absolutely amazing if the Eagles attended the ceremony and took a knee in unison in front of the cameras. Once-in-a-lifetime photo/video opportunity lost to make Agent Orange have a public aneurysm, but good on the Eagles for not normalizing this imbecile.

FOOTBALL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PATRIOTISM. NOTHING. IT NEVER HAS AND NEVER WILL.

NFL Network is reporting that less than 10 players were gonna go to the White House tomorrow.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

*love* how five draft deferments fuckhead isthe decider of what is patriotic.

This is probably obvious and over-suggested, but I would have preferred if the Eagles accepted the invitation, and then quietly planned to take a knee the moment the festivities started.

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

Totally off-topic, but it’s kinda funny how short some musicians are.