I want to see LeBron’s AC/DC cover band, but everyone is 6'8" like he is instead of 4'8" like everyone in the real band was.

Everyone wants to blame this on J.R., but they’re forgetting about the Cav who took a poor defensive risk at the end of Q2, leaving Curry open for the 30 foot 3 pointer that he buried at the buzzer... Oh wait... that was J.R. too? never mind...

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

I loved last season because it was really Monarch-centric, and he’s my favorite character.

Vice is shit for idiots

I read it as a young’un who didn’t really know the background behind it all (my AP History class ran out of time and ended in the mid 60s, which fucked me over on the exam, but I digress). My Dad handed it to me after I finished Last Vegas and it was still a good read. Time to revisit.

Wasn’t the point of Vice to be the outlet for the rebel journalist? Like, “I’m going to write about crackhead culture by hanging around crack houses doing crack with them! So edgy!”

Thompson’s era made a lot of infeasible things seem possible. That’s the enduring appeal of the time, and the reason we forgive his indulgences as a kind of search for something beyond the mundane. And maybe it kind of was. I don’t really know what was up with Thompson, though his behavior to me indicates a genuine…

To be fair he has always freely admitted to being a huge Homer that has no objectivity when it comes to any Boston team. Still annoying as fuck though

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

No! She was the epitome of accuracy!

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

A deuce is a deuce

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.