A team has taken the 8-seed in the East with a .500 record or worse in four of the past five seasons, so it would not have been unreasonable to think that 35-40 wins this year could have potentially given them a playoff spot.

I heard one time, Lebron James dunked so hard it warped spacetime, to go back 80 years and prevent a rival’s father from ever being born.
LeBron James once won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship by eating Joey Chestnut.
LeBron James broke the world record for the 100-meter freestyle in swimming but was…

Sister Jean is not my lover.

Jalen Brunson is so good he’s Big East AND Big Ten Player Of The Year.

“...Cap’s beard, Black Widow...”

$40 on Ryan Reynolds. Wait... I fucked this up didn’t I.

He’s currently on UK television in his first sitcom since Fawlty Towers. It’s called Hold the Sunset and is quite staggeringly unfunny.

The Dwight Schrute years were the best years.

“Its not easy running the best - well fourth best - in flight magazine in the business.”

The best job I ever had was one where the boss would just randomly rabbit punch an employee in the kidneys after every meeting. Kept you on your toes.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

+1 Tanqueray on the rocks.

Three decades later, and another drunken Hazelwood sinks his own ship.

If anyone ever needs reminding, just listen to the first words from Ice Cube’s No Vaseline: “Here’s what they think about you...” 

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

Should Joe Kapp also be considered? I know he spent most of his career in Canada but that sweet sweet Super IV loss.

They’re the Philadelphia/Kansas City/Oakland A’s of the NFL.

I’d like to add Sam Bradfords knee which could be mistaken for that of an 80 yr old

Applaud ONLY for Scrantonicity 2, NOT Scrantonicity.