I hope he can get his old job back at Dunder-Mifflin.

I gave you one star, but there’s a whole lot more residuals that will come from it

It was rude of her to assume the students wouldn’t understand her multi-leveled approach to ending gun violence.

I guess it would have been too distracting to find a role for Peter Capaldi in this, given that he very distinctively owned every scene he was on screen in In the Loop. You’d have spent the whole time waiting for him to explode a tirade of profanities on someone.

Ragu is clearly better than Prego.

I mean, I’m not even an Olympian and they’re on my training table...

We might be small size wise, but nowhere in this country has such a perfect representation of the variety of Americans all within a 2.5 hour drive. Mormons are just about the only thing we lack.

That is exactly what I was envisioning.

Once they took the ashtrays off the curling sheet it was over.

Longing for the good old days when fat, old white dudes dominated the Olympics.

That is literally an historically dumb take about the NBA.

White House son-in-law and man who, for simple material gain, is totally cool with pretending to be the spouse of a woman whose father has repeatedly and incestuosly... no, no, this is no fun anymore. RIP United States of Ametica.

“White House son-in-law, and man noticing a woman at the end of the bar who is too drunk to give consent but he doesn’t care, Jared Kushner...”

Im going to caption that photo with apologies to Steven Colbert, “White House son-in-law, and man noticing that YOUR kids are not chauferred to kindergaten by an old colored man, Jared Kushner...

There is a school of historical thinking that Julius Caesar borrowed so much money, his creditors had no choice but to continue elevating him into higher and higher political stratospheres so that he would be able to repay their enormous loans.

LOL. I think QJ just meant their musicianship, not their songwriting skills, which was amaze. Nearly everyone can agree on that point. Clickbait, though, man, the gossip mill’s gotta have their clickbait.

That’s where I stopped paying attention to whatever Jones had to say. I get enough daft old men who don’t know what the fuck they are talking about in real life.

So is Phoenix.

That’s arguably true.