I used to be a bussboy so I always stack plates out of habit no matter where I am or how long it’s been. That being said, I do my best to stack them properly with no trash or random forks between the layers. If the plates are awkward then I make separate stacks.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

I can almost see it. Setting the record for most punts in a conference championship game with a combined 18.

“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

It’s gonna be a slop fest in Philly. Good defenses and backup quarterbacks (not really a backup any more for Keenum) will turn this into a 12-9 or 17-14 game. Its going to be something to behold. Hopefully whichever team wins the NFC beats the shit out of the Pats (or Jaguars, but who are we kidding).

Maybe, if Alka-Seltzer was what made Carroll throw a slant on 2nd and goal.

“My dreams are all dead and buried;

I don’t want to live in this world where nothing good happens and the news is just one shitty story after another. But if I’m stuck here, I’m grateful for Stephen Colbert’s ability to make me laugh at how ludicrous the world is.

As it happens, my super power would be to just rip your body to pieces

I think it’s understood that along with super strength, flight, etc, comes the ability to survive said powers.

Just an awesome moment. Barry, you are well and truly screwed! :-)

Loving the positivity on this thread so far. That scene was fantastic. Loved everything about it!

Yeah but... you can get nigh-invulnerability plus a cool phasing power or nigh-invulnerability (in a normal life sense rather than super one) plus change genders when you feel like being a different one would be advantageous, be a potential super spy, walk right into banks (or the white house huehue) and get…

It’s a great moment in a not great movie, but Supes looks so goddamned weird when he turns his head. Granted, he looks weird the majority of the movie, but yikes.

This was my favorite scene of the movie as well: That “oh, shit” moment the Flash has when he realizes that the most powerful mortal in the galaxy is following him with his gaze. (Superman even gets in a few swings and misses on Flash during their brief confrontation.)

...Superman, in the midst of this full-on assault, turns his head and looks at Barry...

It’s similar to first meeting between Superman and the Flash in the New 52 line. The Flash, used to being untouchable, digs at Superman for not being fast enough to keep up, but he gets careless, Superman plays him a little, and the Flash winds up within a finger-flick’s reach of Superman - who does just that,…

i’ve now seen it twice and i have to say i mostly like it. if the MCU didn’t exist it would probably be in the very top of superhero movies, however the MCU does exist so it’s more like 17th best.