Oh, an Amazon driver wants to abuse his privileges?

In Philly, Donovan McNabb is still the Escape G.O.A.T.

Maybe my standards are too high as a Wisconsinite who has watched Aaron Rodgers every week for nearly a decade.

I haven’t seen a Carson perform this kind of magic since Carnac the Magnificent!

We don’t want him here. Seriously, if this asshole shows up to throw some paper towels he will be endlessly heckled and booed for the soulless coward he is.

Maybe he’s just been referring to himself as “Obama” all this time and none of us has caught on?

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

I retired from society two years ago and it’s not bad. Except for forgetting how to talk to people.

Well, I think it’s funny because of the connection between the slang for undesirable high up seats and undesirable punches to the face.

Fuck man, there’s no good reason to get out of bed

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

This take is mild, like Chamomiles Davis.

There really is no good reason not to set fire to the house while sitting in the living room anymore.

There really is no good reason to attend football games anymore.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

“Would you like to see where the football team showers?”

I’m a catholic ND grad and that was really funny.

+1 cover-up