This outburst makes Petrino the second most famous nut in Idaho, right behind the potato.

I’m tearing up. Goodbye, Aqua Teens. You got me through a lot of weird late nights in college, you wonderful weirdos. Seeing that this show has been on the air for 13 seasons is making me feel hella old, tho.

I never would have thought that Bobby would be the least impulsive one in this family.

If your implication is that Alex Smith is the refrigerated mayo of professional athletes, I concur.

Praising years of mediocrity is like praising mayo for always being in the fridge whenever you need to mitigate the dryness of a sandwich.

In my close to 35 years on this earth, the most exciting I have seen the Chiefs be was under Marty Schottenheimer. They are the Blake Lively of the NFL. They’re on TV...but nobody is quite sure why.

“Oh snap!”

Kansas City Chefs. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.

This story prompted me to do a little research. According to Wikipedia, “the Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team in Kansas City, Missouri.”

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Say, have you seen a wabbit wun by here?

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

I am just disappointed that he didn’t get the checkered flag when he crossed the finish line.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

...but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears,”...

2008 was the only good year of my life.

I °C what you did there.

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I think I followed what you were saying, I guess my main issue, buried in my own tl:dr wordbarf, is that even if most kids can handle not getting trophies, you’re protecting those that can’t. If it sounds like mushy hippy-dippy bullcrap, it perhaps is, but I go back to the fact we are dealing with 7 year olds.

YEAAAAAAAAAH My mama's in Rome!