Watching paint dry is more fun than watching either the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, or 76ers. So this does make sense.

Thanks, Charlie.

Happy trails, Cholly. You'll always have a home in Philadelphia.

The saddest part about this whole thing is that Portis has filed the suit 17 times before.

Tebow celebrated by overthrowing himself a party.

Tebow + 1 > Tebow

'72 Dolphins: [visit White House]

I think what Gio really needs is some performance enhancing hugs.

Wow, it's really cool to see how much we can learn from historical artifacts. This appears to have spawned two famous literary works.

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

"72 cows survived, 5 died. Back to you in the studio."

Alternate Title: Grierson & Leitch; Space Jam, Reviewed

Also, if you haven't yet seen "A Sport About Cartoons," please remain exactly the way you are.

Incidents like this remind us that we live in a post racial hatred society.

Could he sense a spiritual tug?

Here's how to make A-Rod a devout Christian: tell him about this hot new supplement called the "Blood of Christ" that looks exactly like wine, gives you mad power, and is completely undetectable a few hours after consumption.

the amistad is a Fckin sweat box I feel like one of those fat crackers in Fanway park when they sit on there ass n drink water w/ a lemon wedge

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

More like Riley Blooper, amirite?!?!