Of all the Spice Girls, I think Scary has aged the worst.

Bear: [walks into bar]

When they met online, Kogut was using his internet dating handle, "Carlos Chutzpah."

Uh oh, looks like we may have another Tim Donaghy situation on our hands... JDate is a known haven for point shavers.

It cannot bode well that within the first half hour of marriage, they'd already taken several extended breaks.

I've heard of shingles, but these two have a serious case of windows...

Hiyo!

It was probably a good idea for Marat to start dating over e-mail, because he always blows calls.

Are we sure this is Bosh's kid? To me he looks way too Melo.

"I have." - Kermit Gosnell

This is impossible. Everyone knows that Tony Romo is incapable of throwing a golden spiral.

Why are you calling him a jagoff? At worst, he's a Nair-do-well.

[head explodes]

Is his new name Amnesty International?

Anna arrived and immediately whipped out an "expandable metal baton," threatening to hit him.

No way the Browns don't fumble the casket only to have some other team of pallbearers pick it up off the ground and house it. Now he's buried in Baltimore or Pittsburgh.

If you go by cholesterol level, Jason Whitlock has made the worst choices, by far.

For Greek bros, however, Philadelphia remains firmly at No. 1.

This is just like that time on the Cheyenne edition of Real World where Turk thought Schemp was the one who had hooked up with Theresa in the snowbank, but it was actually Martina who had hooked up with her, and it would up driving what would be the best conflict in the history of the show, outside of the legendary Rea…

Continuing the trend of "parties-themed-after-the-last-time-we-won-a-Super-Bowl," Chip Kelly and the Philadelphia Eagles are hosting a 24-hour Big Bang Theory marathon.