At least they had the sense to change the press release from its original: "Our final solution is to terminate Hernandez."

Well, this at least explains why Hernandez was so adept at picking up the blitz.

No jokes for me here. I grew up watching Dutch play catcher for the Phils and he was one of the best leaders in Phillies history. This is a sad day for Phillies fans.

Just because a Light goes off doesn't mean it's a good idea.

This has jumped to second on my list of favorite pairs of Upton knockers.

As a young, successful and wealthy athlete, I'm sure these women are just as enameled of him.

My favorite bit of "Good God, why do you know that?" Joe Kuharich trivia: except for perhaps the early years of the program (where you might have a guy run the team for one year—I'm talking about since they started keeping coaches around for multiple years), he's the only Notre Dame coach to have a losing record.

June 30, 2013: David Chao is stepping down as head of his family "due to health reasons and to spend more time with the Chargers."

I buy the health reasons part, if he is referring to the health of others.

In typical LA fashion, the skunk didn't show up until the 4th inning.

Ned Colletti will soon come by to examine its spray chart.

He was great with the glove too. Every other school in the conference knew to fear their SS.

Redacted because dumb.

These are the voyages of a hopeless enterprise

If he's here...then who's watching the door??

There's something about Noah heading to the showers that just sets her off.